Former minor leaguer Morris Buttermaker is a lazy, beer swilling swimming pool cleaner who takes money to coach the Bears, a bunch of disheveled misfits who have virtually no baseball talent.

What would be so bad about a more Chinese world ... Animals are mistreated outside the context of food. Bears in zoos are displayed in open pits and pelted with snacks, trash, and other items.

The Chicago Bears ... to the news they’d be without a defensive playmaker on social media. “Wouldn’t be a terrible idea to just keep him out the rest of the year if it’s that bad ...

That’s bad news for the Bears — and viewers. If Johnson performs well as the play-caller for the NFL’s highest-scoring offense — and he should, given that the Lions are the largest ...

Under those circumstances, do Morris' uncoordinated boys have what it takes to start winning? Did the maladroit Bears bite off more than they could chew?